{"id":1335,"date":"2021-02-25T15:16:19","date_gmt":"2021-02-25T14:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/?p=1335"},"modified":"2021-02-25T15:17:47","modified_gmt":"2021-02-25T14:17:47","slug":"coalicion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/2021\/02\/25\/coalicion\/","title":{"rendered":"Coalici\u00f3n *"},"content":{"rendered":"

Coalici<\/span><\/span>\u00f3n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En l<\/span><\/span>as elecciones <\/span><\/span>de<\/span><\/span>l 28 de<\/span><\/span> abril de<\/span><\/span> 20<\/span><\/span>1<\/span><\/span>9<\/span><\/span> PSO<\/span><\/span>E<\/span><\/span> m<\/span><\/span>\u00e1s<\/span><\/span> UP<\/span><\/span>obtuvieron 165 esca\u00f1os<\/span><\/span> frente a los<\/span><\/span> 120 de PP <\/span><\/span>m<\/span><\/span>\u00e1s<\/span><\/span> Vox<\/span><\/span>. Como <\/span><\/span>S<\/span><\/span>\u00e1nchez quer<\/span><\/span>\u00eda gobe<\/span><\/span>rnar en solitario<\/span><\/span> (<\/span><\/span>Podemos le produc<\/span><\/span>\u00eda insomnio)<\/span><\/span> forz<\/span><\/span>\u00f3 <\/span><\/span>nuevas elecciones en noviembre<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>pero le sal<\/span><\/span>i<\/span><\/span>\u00f3 el tiro po<\/span><\/span>r la cu<\/span><\/span>lata<\/span><\/span>:<\/span><\/span> PSO<\/span><\/span>E <\/span><\/span>y<\/span><\/span> UP perdi<\/span><\/span>eron<\/span><\/span> 10 esca\u00f1os <\/span><\/span>mientras<\/span><\/span> PP<\/span><\/span> y<\/span><\/span> Vox gan<\/span><\/span>aron<\/span><\/span> 51<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> a costa de<\/span><\/span> l<\/span><\/span>os 47 que perdi<\/span><\/span>\u00f3<\/span><\/span> Cs<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span> Aquella <\/span><\/span>madrugada<\/span><\/span> Pablo <\/span><\/span>Iglesias tele<\/span><\/span>fone<\/span><\/span>\u00f3 a <\/span><\/span>Pedro <\/span><\/span>S<\/span><\/span>\u00e1nchez y<\/span><\/span> al d<\/span><\/span>\u00eda siguiente sellaron un pacto de gobierno. <\/span><\/span>El bistur<\/span><\/span>\u00ed<\/span><\/span> ofrece en exclusiva a sus le<\/span><\/span>c<\/span><\/span>tores <\/span><\/span>un<\/span><\/span>a <\/span><\/span>grabaci\u00f3n<\/span><\/span> pirata <\/span><\/span>de<\/span><\/span> la hist<\/span><\/span>\u00f3rica llamada:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

P<\/span><\/span>I. Bu<\/span><\/span>e<\/span><\/span>n<\/span><\/span>as noches, Pedro<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS. Por decir algo, <\/span><\/span>Pablo<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span> Menuda cagada<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> t<\/span><\/span>\u00edo.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. T<\/span><\/span>u<\/span><\/span>ya,<\/span><\/span> Pedro, tuya. Te lo<\/span><\/span> a<\/span><\/span>dvert<\/span><\/span>\u00ed<\/span><\/span>, repetir elecciones ser<\/span><\/span>\u00eda engordar a la<\/span><\/span>s<\/span><\/span> derechas.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS.<\/span><\/span> A ver<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> solo han ga<\/span><\/span>nado c<\/span><\/span>uatro esca\u00f1os <\/span><\/span>e<\/span><\/span>ntre las tres.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. <\/span><\/span>Ya, pero los fascistas <\/span><\/span>de Vox <\/span><\/span>han subido<\/span><\/span> como la espuma<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span> \u00bf<\/span><\/span>Eso no te quita el sue\u00f1o?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS. <\/span><\/span>M<\/span><\/span>i<\/span><\/span>r<\/span><\/span>a<\/span><\/span> Pablo, <\/span><\/span>que te quede claro, <\/span><\/span>a mi lo <\/span><\/span>\u00fanico que<\/span><\/span> me lo<\/span><\/span> quita es <\/span><\/span>perder el poder.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. Pues para conserv<\/span><\/span>a<\/span><\/span>rlo <\/span><\/span>solo <\/span><\/span>nos <\/span><\/span>tienes a <\/span><\/span>nosotros<\/span><\/span> y <\/span><\/span>a los <\/span><\/span>nacio<\/span><\/span>n<\/span><\/span>alistas<\/span><\/span>, as<\/span><\/span>\u00ed que t<\/span><\/span>\u00fa<\/span><\/span> mismo.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS. <\/span><\/span>Buen<\/span><\/span>o<\/span><\/span> (<\/span><\/span>carraspea<\/span><\/span>)<\/span><\/span>, a ver, qu<\/span><\/span>\u00e9 quieres.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. <\/span><\/span>Ya l<\/span><\/span>o sabes<\/span><\/span>, <\/span><\/span>l<\/span><\/span>a vicepresidencia para<\/span><\/span> m<\/span><\/span>\u00ed<\/span><\/span> y<\/span><\/span> cuatro<\/span><\/span>ministerios<\/span><\/span>, uno<\/span><\/span> para Irene<\/span><\/span>, el que sea,<\/span><\/span> y otro para Alberto, claro<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS. <\/span><\/span>Lo de <\/span><\/span>tu mujer<\/span><\/span> canta <\/span><\/span>un<\/span><\/span> poco<\/span><\/span>, \u00bfno<\/span><\/span> crees<\/span><\/span>?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. A ver t<\/span><\/span>\u00edo, qu<\/span><\/span>e<\/span><\/span> t<\/span><\/span>\u00fa tienes casa gra<\/span><\/span>tis<\/span><\/span> y<\/span><\/span> nosotros<\/span><\/span> una hipoteca de medio <\/span><\/span>mill<\/span><\/span>\u00f3n<\/span><\/span> y <\/span><\/span>adem\u00e1s<\/span><\/span> ella h<\/span><\/span>ar<\/span><\/span>\u00e1 lo que yo le diga<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> as<\/span><\/span>\u00ed que un<\/span><\/span> elemento <\/span><\/span>confl<\/span><\/span>ict<\/span><\/span>iv<\/span><\/span>o menos<\/span><\/span> en el<\/span><\/span>gobierno.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS.<\/span><\/span> No s<\/span><\/span>\u00e9, tendr<\/span><\/span>\u00e9 <\/span><\/span>que consultarlo<\/span><\/span>, dame unos d<\/span><\/span>\u00edas.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. De es<\/span><\/span>o nada<\/span><\/span>. O lo pactamos ahora mismo o<\/span><\/span> h<\/span><\/span>abr<\/span><\/span>\u00e1<\/span><\/span>t<\/span><\/span>erceras elecci<\/span><\/span>ones<\/span><\/span> y<\/span><\/span> podr<\/span><\/span>\u00e1s<\/span><\/span> dormir <\/span><\/span>tranqui<\/span><\/span>lo<\/span><\/span> en <\/span><\/span>tu casita<\/span><\/span>, <\/span><\/span>ya veremos si<\/span><\/span> como l<\/span><\/span>\u00edder de la oposici<\/span><\/span>\u00f3n.<\/span><\/span> \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS.<\/span><\/span> Joder, <\/span><\/span>P<\/span><\/span>ablo, qu<\/span><\/span>\u00e9 duro te pones, \u00bfno?<\/span><\/span> Mira, son <\/span><\/span>ya las tres y estamos <\/span><\/span>hechos polvo<\/span><\/span>, <\/span><\/span>vamos a desc<\/span><\/span>ansar y <\/span><\/span>ma\u00f1ana <\/span><\/span>seguimos hablando<\/span><\/span>\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. <\/span><\/span>A<\/span><\/span>hora<\/span><\/span> o n<\/span><\/span>u<\/span><\/span>nca<\/span><\/span>, Pedro. <\/span><\/span>M<\/span><\/span>a\u00f1ana<\/span><\/span> nos damos un abrazo <\/span><\/span>ante <\/span><\/span>l<\/span><\/span>as c<\/span><\/span>\u00e1maras o <\/span><\/span>en junio <\/span><\/span>gob<\/span><\/span>ernar<\/span><\/span>\u00e1 la<\/span><\/span> extrema derecha.<\/span><\/span>Es<\/span><\/span> l<\/span><\/span>a <\/span><\/span>\u00faltima oportunidad<\/span><\/span> de <\/span><\/span>h<\/span><\/span>acerlo nosotros<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS.<\/span><\/span> Ser<\/span><\/span>\u00e1 la <\/span><\/span>vuestra<\/span><\/span>, Pablo, nosotros ya estamos gobernando.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. <\/span><\/span>N<\/span><\/span>o me toques los <\/span><\/span>huevos<\/span><\/span>, <\/span><\/span>sabes <\/span><\/span>perfectam<\/span><\/span>e<\/span><\/span>nte<\/span><\/span> l<\/span><\/span>o que <\/span><\/span>dig<\/span><\/span>o<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span> Bu<\/span><\/span>eno, \u00bfqu<\/span><\/span>\u00e9?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS. <\/span><\/span>P<\/span><\/span>ues que <\/span><\/span>ni unidos podemos<\/span><\/span> sum<\/span><\/span>a<\/span><\/span>r<\/span><\/span> una <\/span><\/span>mayor<\/span><\/span>\u00eda<\/span><\/span>suficiente<\/span><\/span>, <\/span><\/span>necesitar<\/span><\/span>\u00edamos<\/span><\/span> apoyos<\/span><\/span>\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. <\/span><\/span>Tranquilo, y<\/span><\/span>o me encargo<\/span><\/span> d<\/span><\/span>e eso<\/span><\/span>. PNV<\/span><\/span>, <\/span><\/span>ERC,<\/span><\/span>P<\/span><\/span>De<\/span><\/span>CAT, <\/span><\/span>B<\/span><\/span>ildu<\/span><\/span> y<\/span><\/span> hasta <\/span><\/span>el dia<\/span><\/span>blo<\/span><\/span> nos apoyar<\/span><\/span>\u00e1n porque saben que con las derechas<\/span><\/span> y su <\/span><\/span>Espa\u00f1a<\/span><\/span> lo tienen <\/span><\/span>muy<\/span><\/span>jodid<\/span><\/span>o.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS. Ya, per<\/span><\/span>o el PSOE es un partido const<\/span><\/span>i<\/span><\/span>tucionalista<\/span><\/span>\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. <\/span><\/span>\u00a1<\/span><\/span>Ve<\/span><\/span>nga ya<\/span><\/span>! <\/span><\/span>El PSOE <\/span><\/span>ya <\/span><\/span>no existe, Pedro,<\/span><\/span> es <\/span><\/span>t<\/span><\/span>\u00fa<\/span><\/span> pa<\/span><\/span>rtido y <\/span><\/span>ha<\/span><\/span>r<\/span><\/span>\u00e1<\/span><\/span>n<\/span><\/span> lo<\/span><\/span> que<\/span><\/span> t<\/span><\/span>\u00fa <\/span><\/span>quieras<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS. <\/span><\/span>E<\/span><\/span>st<\/span><\/span>\u00e1<\/span><\/span> bien, pero prom<\/span><\/span>\u00e9teme <\/span><\/span>que<\/span><\/span> mej<\/span><\/span>orar<\/span><\/span>\u00e1s<\/span><\/span> tu imagen<\/span><\/span>. No puedo sentar en el <\/span><\/span>c<\/span><\/span>onse<\/span><\/span>jo<\/span><\/span> de ministros a un <\/span><\/span>t<\/span><\/span>\u00edo con vaq<\/span><\/span>uer<\/span><\/span>os, ca<\/span><\/span>misa arremangada y coleta, \u00bfvale?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI.<\/span><\/span> M<\/span><\/span>ira, <\/span><\/span>no pienso ponerme <\/span><\/span>traje y <\/span><\/span>corba<\/span><\/span>ta <\/span><\/span>nunca y<\/span><\/span> como mucho<\/span><\/span> te prometo <\/span><\/span>un<\/span><\/span> mo\u00f1o<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS. (<\/span><\/span>S<\/span><\/span>u<\/span><\/span>spira<\/span><\/span>)<\/span><\/span>. <\/span><\/span>V<\/span><\/span>ale<\/span><\/span>\u2026<\/span><\/span> Pues hasta ma\u00f1ana<\/span><\/span> e<\/span><\/span>ntonces, ya t<\/span><\/span>e avis<\/span><\/span>ar<\/span><\/span>\u00e1n de s<\/span><\/span>itio y hora.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PI. <\/span><\/span>\u00a1<\/span><\/span>Perf<\/span><\/span>ecto<\/span><\/span>!<\/span><\/span> Que duermas bi<\/span><\/span>en, <\/span><\/span>presidente<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS.<\/span><\/span> Buenas noche<\/span><\/span>s<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> P<\/span><\/span>a<\/span><\/span>blo<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00abUni\u00f3n\u00a0transitoria\u00a0de\u00a0personas,\u00a0grupos\u00a0pol\u00edticos\u00a0o\u00a0pa\u00edses\u00a0con\u00a0un\u00a0inter\u00e9s\u00a0determinado\u00bb (DRAE).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Coalici\u00f3n En las elecciones del 28 de abril de 2019 PSOE m\u00e1s UPobtuvieron 165 esca\u00f1os frente a los 120 de PP m\u00e1s Vox. Como S\u00e1nchez quer\u00eda gobernar en solitario (Podemos le produc\u00eda insomnio) forz\u00f3 nuevas elecciones en noviembre,pero le sali\u00f3 el tiro por la culata: PSOE y UP perdieron 10 esca\u00f1os mientras PP y Vox […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1338,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1335"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1341,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions\/1341"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.larioja.com\/elbisturi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}